Geekdom at its finest
OK I was terribly bored and randomly searching for a topic to write about on here but really only came up with some geeky humor so here goes. ;=)
Top geek lists :=)
- There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
- 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
- Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.” (my personal fav)
- If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
- I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
- The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.
- A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
- “Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base Are belong to you” (Valentine’s Day Tshirt idea?)
- There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
- The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!”
- “They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. That’s nothing, because if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.”
- Never make fun of the geeks, one day they will be your boss.
- You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don’t have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.
- In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
- “640K of RAM oughta be enough for anyone”
- Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. – well, you can stil get one from a strange country.
- “UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.”
